NCAA First Team All-Name

Who doesn't like making fun of someone because of their name?

Da'Veed Dildy G Stanford
Why go with boring old David when you could go French and phonetically spell Da'Veed!? His older brother Da'Bomb Dildy is currently overseas with Russian Chumchatka RSK.

Haouna Mutombo G Western Carolina
His first name reminds me of a dangerous drug, now that's worthy of an all-name list. But throw in the lineage of a Mutombo and you're starting to elevate your game.

Pawel Kielbasa F Chicago State
Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm!

Frank Ben-Eze F Davidson
Frank Ben-Eze since the day he was born. He's Ben-Eze all his life.

Chief Kickingstallionsims C Alabama State
... because Kickingstallion wasn't enough. I can't imagine having Chief as a first name, I imagine my life would be very sarcastic. Sure thing Chief!