Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Harden Dropping Like a Lead Balloon!


According to the most recent ESPN fan poll, James Harden has fallen out of the first round all-together!

At least Chad Ford has faith. I mean I know he doesn't seem to be the most athletic 2 guard ever but c'mon...

Saturday, June 6, 2009

The Smartest Man in Ball

Who is the smartest man in baseball? Apparently not a sabermetrician, but Russ Ohlendorf. This name my sound familiar. He was a fourth round draft pick by the d-backs and was making great progress through our program when we decided to throw him in a deal to the Yankees, I believe the one that brought us back Randy Johnson in 2006. Flash forward to the this year, and baseball is happening somewhere in Pittsburgh. I have not confirmed this. Ohlendorf is part of a Pirates rotation that includes the likes of Benny Masters, Johnny Martinez, Luke Jackson, and some other names that I made up rather then looking up their rotation. I do know however that Ohlendorf is 5-5 with a mid 4 ERA's, which on any other team would look something like 7-4 with a 3.85 ERA. He's throwing a 95 mph sinker with deadly accuracy and is one of the most promising arms in the NL Central.

So back to his genious. He scored a 798 (one question off a perfect) on his math SAT and graduated Princeton. Then he wrote a 162 page thesis on the MLB draft using advanced statistics and Bill Smith's win-shares. He determined by studying the 12 year careers of every draft pick from 1989-1993 that paying the signing bonus of a draft pick leads to a 60% return over signing a free agent. Basically this means for every player invtested from 89-93, lets say $1 was invested, that player returned $1.60 to your organization the first year, $2.56 the next, and so on. This is remarkable considering the pre-fucked up stock market averaged 6-7% return. There is a great ESPN article somewhere that goes through more detail but I thought I would just summerize it for people who don't actually care.

This leads to an interesting new concept though. What if teams started offering investors shares of a player's productivity. Paying a 4th round draft pick, such as Ohlendorf, will cost a team about $280,000. If the return is so great, presumably, why not invest 10% in to a minor league player, with the promise of such high returns. This could lead to sports brokering and almost like a publically traded entity. Let's say your player makes the majors and banks on a multi-million dollar contract. Well if you invested 10%, the club owes you a cut right? With the huge amount of players and the long term investment of a club, there will certainly be busts, and a lot of them, but it would be something to look in to. Would you risk money on a player if the return before free agency could be $33 million (Jason Giambi)?

Monday, June 1, 2009

Jemele

What is ESPN thinking? Allow me to relay the first line of Jemele Hill's latest article to the one, maybe two, possibly three people who read this:

"Whenever I tell people I live in Orlando, Fla., they usually assume Mickey Mouse and Goofy are my neighbors and everyone here walks around eating funnel cakes without shoes."

This is the first line. This is her hook. Who do you talk to Jemele, kindergartners? Tweakers? How do editors let this slide?! She has a degree right? I'm not going to go on a full-scale rant here. I could easily write 5000 words on her stunning ability to write arguments for both sides of a topic she's covering, neither convincingly. I could point out her double standards on her racial commentary. I could talk about how on cold pizza she makes me root for ESPN's Bill O'Reilly, Skip Bayless. But I'm going to save my breath.

I've tried to read her articles. I try to support what she's going for, because I think ESPN could use a savvy female sports journalist who draws on tough topics like race, inner-cities, and the culture of sports in general, but until ESPN finds a qualified journalist, they need to put these issues in the hands of someone else. They're just wasting space and losing fans. Much like those horrible commercials they now play before you can watch any highlights. Jemele illicits the same response. I take my little arrow to the upper right corner, and click the red 'X.'